Eye problems. People who avoid their problems. People who think they don’t have any problems. People who don’t have many flaws. Simplicity. Annoying hipster tumblr bitches. Giant raybans. Keds. Floral. Girls who dress like my grandma. Orange pekoe tea. Orange juice without alcohol. Being housebound. Predictable movies. Drinks with so much sugar it makes your mouth feel bad after. All the girls on Teen Mom 2. Guys who take mirror pictures. Guys who take mirror pictures half naked. Cars that use nasty smelling gas. My phonebill. Mismatched socks. Half ass friends. Making my bed. How often I do things out of impulse. Flat bike tires. Noisy children. Really strong toothpaste. Seaweed. Sharks. Rocky beaches. Chocolate ice cream. Surrey. How stupid youtube beauty gurus sound. Ugly sweaters. Sweaters with cats on them. How fat my cat is. Light sensitivity. People who disagree with me. Unpainted fingernails. Ugly colors. Procrastination. Hugh Hefner’s fiance Crystal. Stripper names. Royal blue. Yellow. Ugly underwear.